Ahoy, maties!

Shiver me timbers and blow me down, but I've a whale of a tale to tell ye, lads and lassies! It's National Talk Like a Pirate Day! Some landlubbers from Albany came up with the idea, and a chief landlubber named Dave Barry wrote a column about it. Avast and avaunt, but she only comes just once a year on September 19, so make the most of it, me hearties! ARGGGGGH!