Gas and Tooth prices are on the rise

this morning i overheard Benjamin and Heather scheming on a way to earn money to buy Heather this toy in this catalog. The only way they could see earning the money is if Heather could start losing teeth. Apparently the tooth fairy has made payroll adjustments to match inflation and gas prices almost. These guys get two dollars a tooth from the tooth fairy. The next generation is movin' on up. I remember getting 50 cents a tooth back when i was little. I didn't have the heart to tell here about the added cost of shipping and handling as well as tax. {All of Heather's teeth will have to go EVEN AT TWO DOLLARS A PIECE.}