2 year old for sale!

Does anyone want a two year old. We have one we are willing to give away. She is cute and small and dosn't eat huge amounts. She has a cute grin and giggles quite well. However, she screams when she dosn't get her way and gets into everthing not locked up.
Today, I had the construction people over looking at what needs to be fixed in the house. After I locked the door behind them, I heard a noise coming from the theater room. It was Erica. She was very carefully taking down all of the tape that I had put up the day before in anticipation of painting this weekend. I now have to retape half the room. I especially wanted to give her away when she was wrestling with me over a box of crayons yelling MINE! at the top of her lungs, over and over and over and over again.
So, we have a 2 year old on the market, does anyone want to start a bidding war?