Christmas verse

Okay, so I wrote a new verse.
Well, several new verses actually, until I found one that worked.
So, what so you think?

First comes the stocking of our LaDale
Oh, dear Santa fill it well
Bring her the handsomest guy of all
One that she can meet at the ball

-OR-

First comes the stocking of our LaDale
Oh, dear Santa fill it well
Bring her the handsomest of all men
Just make sure he has no wen*.

*a benign encysted tumor of the skin, esp. on the scalp, containing sebaceous matter; a sebaceous cyst.

-OR-

First comes the stocking of our LaDale
Oh, dear Santa, here’s the tale,
Bring her a husband, a sure true friend,
One with a current recommend.


Frankly, I think I'll keep the last one.


LaDale