RE: Redneck wisemen

Hee hee, Jen! How about this one? You might have a five year old if one of the shepherds was picking his nose for the whole congregation to see.

Not that this happened to me last night at the ward party. And of course Gideon didn't wig out while sitting on his daddy's lap at the piano, while Bradley tried to accompany a double trio of women singing Mary's Lullaby. And the double trio didn't turn out to be a duet, with me and one other woman the only ones showing up. And Mercy didn't cry when she didn't get to be part of the nativity (But I need to be Mary!). And Ezra didn't dissolve into tears because he forgot to tell Santa what he wanted for Christmas.

But Heber did sleep through the whole thing, practically. And when Santa showed up on the stage, Ezra quietly asked Daddy if this was the real Santa, and then, after thinking a minute or two, shouted from the audience, "Thank you for my waffle blocks!"