Cutesy overload...(shiver)

So I'm announcing my pregnancy on my blog tomorrow, at 12 weeks, and I thought to myself, "Self, I wonder what one of those "pregnancy tickers" would look like. Most of them are so cutesy I can't handle it. But surely I can find some that aren't ridiculous...right?

Some of the stuff, while not what I was looking for, is kinda fun:
My Stick Family from WiddlyTinks.com

Some of it is so...something...that I can't stand it. Don't you think an alluring picture of a slip-clad pregnant woman is a perfect addition to Momma Volcano?

Pregnancy Counter at WiddlyTinks.com

This one, no joke, is called "Barnyard Animal Pregnancy Ticker". Ummmmm...barnyard animal???
Pregnancy Tickers

Here's the only one I even remotely like:

And I don't like it very much.

And then I actually looked at the numbers, saw that I have 197 days of pregnancy left, and got depressed. So much for the tickers.

P.S. If I do end up putting a ticker/countdown, it'll look more like this:

Except without the ad on the top.