Future Therapy Bills/Court Ordered Damages

My kids are pretty much doomed, then, aren't they? What about girls with unusual names? Should I expand the therapy/damages fund to include Mercy, too?

Prisoner 24601--Crime: illegal levels of cuteness and gap-toothedness

Prisoner 24602--Crime: flashing the "I love you" sign, causing huge love waves

Prisoner 24603--Crime: excessive happiness while walking like a big boy (with walker, video to follow eventually)

Prisoner 24604--Crime: unauthorized use of cute toothless smile (that I can't yet capture on film)